1. You must frequently inform everyone of how much they hate you and will never understand you, because emos are obviously different in every way to the rest of humanity.
2. You must comfort other emos with *OMG INTERNET HUGZIESES RAWR* when they complain about their lives, without exception.
3. Everything you do and everything about you must be unique and different, including everyone you associate with. If your choice of jeans has not robbed you of your reproductive capabilities, you must have emo children with temporarily-tattoed-on scars.
4. The only Suicide Methods ("I'm off to off myself again, brb") permitted are Cutting/Slitting/Slashing/Slicing/Chopping/Ripping/Knifing/Stabbing/Cyanide (the latter solely because MCR said so). Furthermore, any other suicide method is permissible.
5. You must worship Gerard Way, Pete Wentz and Chris Crocker as Gods.
6. You must cry/be generally deep as often as possible, preferably constantly, and slit your wrists at regular intervals, at least once a week, also preferably constantly.
7. My Chemical Romance must be your favourite band.
8. You must eternally aim to reach the enlightened state of ultimate True Emoness.
9. You must be emotional, sensitive, apathetic, empathetic, deep, and extremely understanding.
10. You must hate emo-haters (and emotionism in general) and normal people, because they don't understand how horrendous emos' lives are on a daily basis and never will.
11. You must refer to everyone and the befringed horse they rode in on as a 'poser/poseur', because they are jealous that they cannot express their emotions all over, in the words of Gerard Way, "the bathroom floor".
12. You must be bisexual, although you do not necessarily have to be bisexual.
13. You must never conform to anything.
*emotionism- hostile attitude or behaviour towards members of Emo, based on a belief in the innate superiority of one's own non-Emoness.
?Andrew & Toni
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The Official Emo Code
Started by
Intoxicated
, Dec 24 2008 09:59 AM
#1
Posted 24 December 2008 - 09:59 AM
#2
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:11 AM
wtf, stop being so intoxicated intoxicated. Besides, being sterotypical is not true emo, so YOU"RE VIOLATING YOUR OWN DMN EMO CODE.
#3
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:16 AM
wtff, ok if emo ever was real its dead now
#4
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:18 AM
no offense dude & trust me i feel bad for saying this but
THAT IS THE STUPIDEST CODE I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can't be serious with that those are all a bunch of stereotypes that haters use against people who claim to belong to the emo subculture
THAT IS THE STUPIDEST CODE I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can't be serious with that those are all a bunch of stereotypes that haters use against people who claim to belong to the emo subculture
#5
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:22 AM
You people don't understand.. How can you be true emo if you do not follow the code?
#6
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:32 AM
QUOTE (Intoxicated @ Dec 24 2008, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You people don't understand.. How can you be true emo if you do not follow the code?
i don't claim to be true emo i only claim to be myself
#7
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:33 AM
This text is sacred. How can you all laugh and behave in this way? I was just trying to help you to become true emo...
#8
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:34 AM
You know what intoxicated, you will never get the chance to die like a true emo, your life will be a lie.
Because if some other fucker doesnt shoot you in your face and genitals with an automatic machine gun then I swear to god I WILL.
Because if some other fucker doesnt shoot you in your face and genitals with an automatic machine gun then I swear to god I WILL.
#9
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:35 AM
QUOTE (TriggerSqueeze @ Dec 24 2008, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know what intoxicated, you will never get the chance to die like a true emo, your life will be a lie.
Because if some other fucker doesnt shoot you in your face and genitals with an automatic machine gun then I swear to god I WILL.
Because if some other fucker doesnt shoot you in your face and genitals with an automatic machine gun then I swear to god I WILL.
not if i do it first
#10
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:37 AM
Ladies first, bitch
Or you aim, I'll fire.
Or you aim, I'll fire.
#11
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:38 AM
QUOTE (Intoxicated @ Dec 24 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This text is sacred. How can you all laugh and behave in this way? I was just trying to help you to become true emo...
Who the hell said we needed your damn help?
#12
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:40 AM
The fact that some of you guys are taking this seriously makes me giggle
#13
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:41 AM
lol what a bad topic oh well
#14
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:41 AM
I'm not taking it seriously, he's just such a bad troll that the world is ashamed of him. He should have been flushed at birth.
#15
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:42 AM
QUOTE (TriggerSqueeze @ Dec 24 2008, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ladies first, bitch
Or you aim, I'll fire.
Or you aim, I'll fire.
haha yea that sounds great
sharing is caring
#16
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:42 AM
hey intoxicated you shouldn't have to try to be something your not. I am myself not emo prep or goth and i am happy. By following these rules you are not only conforming you are taking away what is supposed to be you as an individual. I hope what I just said got through to you
#17
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:43 AM
First thought that came into my head when I saw this topic:
"He made a fucking topic about the emo code?! I should have known... I'm going to kill thishot emo bastard."
"He made a fucking topic about the emo code?! I should have known... I'm going to kill this
#18
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:44 AM
#19
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:46 AM
You all mock my beloved emo code. ;_;
You're all disgraceful, I hate all of you!
You're all disgraceful, I hate all of you!
#20
Posted 24 December 2008 - 10:47 AM
QUOTE (XSoftxSilenceX @ Dec 24 2008, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
First thought that came into my head when I saw this topic:
"He made a fucking topic about the emo code?! I should have known... I'm going to kill thishot emo bastard."
"He made a fucking topic about the emo code?! I should have known... I'm going to kill this
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Jess we've been over this.
He is not hot.
Sadge, don't take this so seriously.
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